Welcome to Wizard Steves Time Travel Adventure Series:
Welcome to the weird, wild, and cocaine filled world--
Of wizard Steeve and his motley crew of queer, quaking and woefully unpreapred time trvaeling followers.
Wizard Steve is a real person, (i know at times ive said he was my imagnairy freind, but that is in fact, a covers tory he gave me, just to come clean, youll soon see why hes been so adamant about keeping his ideneitiy and our freeqent magic avcicvities...a secret, that is, untill now)
Wizard Steve for those who still dont know---is a wizard
He is part of a secret wizard order, who work on behalf of the druid council, who created the world on behalf of God (its a very long story--we dont have time)
Basicly these Wizards, are the third most powerfull beings in the universe, their magic is esstinally unlmited, since they're only limits are quite litarlly their own imagnation witch by desgin is greater then any being in the universe, espcially our own since we here in the prophets relm are cursed and esstinally the least magic beings in the universe becuase were cursed by the Goruim (black hole gods of void/darkness/lack of imagnation and the first and only enemy of god) --to prevent the rise of the true missah, aka a skitorpenic named Monrough who was the prophet but died in the 90s in obscority and may or may not rise again...any day now.(again, we simply...do not ahve time)
Now wizard steve isnt like most wizards, hes in fact on the run from the wizard concil searhching the entire universe for him, where hes a wanted crimnal.
Hes hiding out on earth becuase he knows Wizards dont go there, but they have been tracking him and many (ussally undercover) have started hunting him, all over our spacetime contuim...all over human history they are trying to arrest seteve and bring him to wizard justice, right under all of our noses.
What was his crime, you may ask?
But despite how OP these wizards are, they genrally banned from entering this relm. (planet earth)
A. Arrent even allowed on the prhophets relm, becuase of how danrgous being arround Goruim controlled planets can be, even the most powerfull wizards are genrally outmatched by Goruim, even goruim Puppets (most war crimanals and powerull evil pepeole on earth...are) They are instructed not to ever come here, without clearnce from the council witch has only been granted twice in the history of the universe. --and u guessed it, wizard steve, snuck to our relm...alot, and was finally cought...and forbaid from messing with our timeline --he, didnt listen.
B. Wizard steve tried to teach humans magic, even humans who were not the prophet monore (the only person whos imagaination is awakened enough to break through the curse and use magic --at god like levels, of eruim.) But Wizard steve belived humans desveed to be enlighted and learn magic, witch is a big...no no.
So he basiically willingly became a rouge actor and dedicated himself to helping to start human relevautions of arts, and culture and kickstart the grand prophecy in a way that he belives will be much more succufl without the wizard councils benevolvent, incatcion and peatrenal approch to the prophets relm, thus far. So he has been building up a following in muntiple timelines, the main one...is one im a part of.
Im his only --still remmaning apprenetince in the 21st century, hes tought me all magic he knows, though im still not awakened yet for it too work without his help, though ive read and understand all his magic and spells even if they dont work when I do them in the feild yet, though theres still alot I dont know.
Wizard steve also has awkeakned me, socially, poltically...sexually. I am his most loyal protegche, follower, sub, servent, student, lover, sidekick and freind.
I also am ussually responsible for picking up his messes, but its always...one hell of a ride, and more intresting them most of our normal lives, so I do everything I can to protect him, help him with his hairbrained time travel scemes and keep his secrets and protect him from pepole all acorss human history who ahve it out for him, as a wanted crimnala nd the legions of undercover wizard council pepole who hunt him as well.
I mostly help him, foster spiffic cultural and social revaultions, and cultural movements throught history witch are just as impitrant as the magic.
And induge in fun and plesure, throught history to learn and expeiince all the joys human history has to offer, to remind us we are the prophets pepole and are defined by our resisilence and commitment to imaganation and enegeligtment and seeking god and a better world, despite our disppoiorinate osbtacalces caused by the Goruims curse, that other worlds of gods desgin in the mutiverse, were lucky enough to not have to suffer under.
--So this series, isnt fiction. Its a series of real, histroical, pre and post--a memoir, a tell all, a factual account of my adventures with wizard steve ---incase he gets arrested soon and the Wizard council will wipe all our memoires and erase any evedince from the hsitory of planet earth that he ever existed...this testiment will stand to his mistakes, his mission, what we did for him and for our shared cause of imagnation and liberation, ---No one can deny now, how much we scarfied,
nor, how much dick we sucked, and fantasies we willed to come true, no one can deny, we were here...
---We were always here.
is my best freind,
Authors note this book isnt for the faint of heart
if you cant handle real history
gay stuff
induegnce
instanity
bad choices
wemon being gross
Gay sex
prenetious artists
bizzare time travel scemes
And...lots and lots of cocaine
then this series isnt for you.
It is written by (elijah brahmi/the author and real life person and proud gay freak who is writing this essinatlly as part memoir part magic guide -part time travel adventure series/travel guide, and part real life arg/magic spell book and surival guide/)
Try this magic at home, if you are open to a new way of thinking and seeing the world. but remmeber, you dont need magic to use your imagnation --
--Wizard steve, if you ever read this (first of all I left u a time capsule in central park, so in the future, you can read...this book, and see just what pepole in our time think of you, and the truth of our lives, ---ill check in a years time, if youve found the time caupule, its burried...behind the bandshell, becuase you are obstaning from using the connection spell witch previously allowed us to conunciate from anywhere and everyhwere, -- so since I know ur hiding out in the future and you asked , if not begged me to write this to cemment our legacy and evdince incase the council tries to wipe you from the record, ---so please know eveb if it gets erased from the internet, a copy of our story is in the park, burried beneanth the dirt, waiting for you if you choose to seek it out)
sorry, im telling the full truth, witch means the world is gonna know about all the Babies you had with ella fitzgerlad, and all the gay orgies with us presidents
Ok thast it!
Enjoy our tale of debchahcory!!
Sir Buddy Devine
on behalf of Wizard Steve and company
My own personal endless fantasy adventure
It's not meant to be especially historically accurate so I'm not holding myself to that standard
It's whimsical silly indulgent time travel story with a thin plot largely focused on character fantasies relationships goals and side quests
Different series will be broken into arcs usually defined by spending time in a spiffic era:
Gonna let me friends read it in real time
Has a lot of pictures /multimedia /Arg stuff.
Victorian England arc
Revolutionary war arc
Alternate universe arc
Agartha arc
Magic learning arc
1980s arc
1970s arc
1960s arc
The 1920s arc
The world war 2 arc
The future arc
The deep future arc
Self insert charchters
Very cringe
silly things happening
Unrelastic
If u want serious literature that takes itself seriously
This is not the series for you.
Characters:
Ozzy / Oswald
Judd Slater
Jessie
Perry slugg
Wizard Steve
Foster
Rubin
Judy
Finnagan
Sally
Missy
One shots;
–Gay Time Travel Smut Fantasy -
(A fantasy/thing I write in between my novel, short story collection purley for fun, to indulge in my wildest fantasies, to relax, be silly, let loose, every writer and …person needs such an outlet)
With explicit smut
shameless ego trips/fanatsy
ananocronystic scenes /playing pretty fast and loose with historical accuracy.
A love, sex, and self discovery adventure through time–With Wizard steeve
Episode One: Beatniks and Bullshit.
One day, after my breakup with Cass, I was feeling incredibly, down. Lying in bed for days on end, ignoring my friends, eating lots of Ice Cream ignoring my hygiene, health and sanity.
Sure a lot of facts about the breakup, and the nature of who he was as a person, that made my friends mock me somewhat desrvdely so and made the breakup and striaght up betryal –make alot more sense, and make me…seem like the biggest simp, and sucker on teh face of the earth. It made it especially humiliation and defeating in the romantic love quest I'm forever in, where pretty boys are always breaking my heart.
Some of these facts about Cass, included:
–He had DID
–He lived in Massachusetts pretty far away no less
–He was pretty freshly traumatized
–and oh yeah,
–He was 19!!
So of course, he was immature, and unable to handle a real retaionship, of course he was ok with miltuiplation, lies and buetrayl and generally using older guys for money, pretending to be in love with me, for our entire lagrley long distance relationship, witch felt real every step of the way but leave to me to waste 300$ and a lot of my time and emotional investment in some pretty young thing who was playing me the entire time,
He was very Sexy, huge tits, looked good in laiucire, and was great in bed, and sweet and wholesome, and squishy, so I guess I was duped. Blinded by his massive tits, pretty smile, and genraly acting and saying he loved me, for months straight
So How mad at myself can i really be? If someone gaslsights and lies to me and I had no reasons or reason to disbelief them on principal, am I the sucker and the nieve gullible one who was ASKING FOR IT?
Or was he just a freaking bastard…who desrveed alot more anger and backlash from me, then he ever got. Frankly he was lucky I'm this mature and simply didnt have the energy to call him out in the moment, so many bad experiences with love, any kind of anger has been drained from my body, im deflated I dont have it in me anymore, I just let it happen.
Resigned to think I'm doomed to die alone, I cried called my friends, went out to drink with them at a bar, and was forced to move on with my life.
I don't know if I can handle another heartbreak, and though I don't want to be single, to protect myself from horrible guys and being used again, I am tempted to just quit dating for a while…but knowing me and my romantic ass that probably wouldn't be something I'd be able to stick to, nor would I want to.
I just want a real romance, someone who is like an adventure, who sees me beyond myself, whose interest in me inst passive but intense and passionate and informed by more than I can understand. I just need a change of pace, something that…frankly might be beyond my abilities to see, but I need something different. To find love, I don't need to change. I know im awesome, and lovable, but maybe my environment needs to change…
“Hello!! Hello helloooooooooooooo, its Wizard Steeve Earnest Darling, it's been too long!!”
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